A three-year-old’s logic as shared enthusiastically by Clémentine the unsuspecting youngest who will soon be demoted to just another “middle child.”
Minty: MOMMY! You having a baby!!!
Me: Yep.
Minty: Hello Kitty is a baby.
[pause}
Minty: You having Hello Kitty!!!! Yay!!!
I was just reading about that fallacy the other day. I will always think of it as the Hello Kitty fallacy now.