Or as Otto danced and sang around the room:

“Maximet Le Cacahuète Qui Pet”

It’s important for you to know this sort of French expression. First I gave you the “real” French word for brown. And now, you can enjoy a little character invented by French school children with its own theme song.  I think a little Mr. Hanky vs Maximus the Farting Peanut mecha-style may be in need of a venue.