“MOM! I can NEVER EVER play my game again! Because this is NOT my blue bag! It’s not ever one of my blue bags!”

“MOM! I can’t use this COLORING BOOK! Zee scribble in it and NOW I need to THROW IT IN THE TRASH. WaH!!!! Because that’s what BABIES DOOOO! I Hate HER!!”

“MOM! I need a bandaid! I HURT MY LEG. IT”S not bleeding, but I NEED a bandaid!!!”

“OTTO! Otto.  Frack. Frack. Frack. Frack. FROOM! HHAHAHAHEEEE!”

“Mommy.  I have to go pee.  Mommy.  Sometimes, little girls go pee outside.”