This evening has been brought to you by a multi, multi, super show narrated and directed and performed by Cowmeo and Cooliette. If only I could share with you the drama that unfolds when two Tour de France tchotchkes meet, fall in love and due to family discrepancies can no longer be together. Oh the yelling. Oh the songs. Oh crap it’s bath time. Until we meet again, Cowmeo, and please don’t drink the Kool-Aid.