Feeling Dispreste?

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Cyber Monday.  Black Pudding Friday …. oh it can be so much to deal with in this cold, dark season.  Otto set up a stand to help your troubles.  He offers such affordable rates.

With such amazing testimonials like:

I went!  I paid one cent! 

– Minty Curtis

And:

Yeah,  Mom, where’s my other black pump?

– Lucy

Otto will get you back on track.  Just one cent.

The Otto is In.

… I forgot to add …

When you pay your one cent, Otto gives you a bit of chocolate.  Z worked this ” iMore ” system out quickly. With the toddler market, Otto’s revenue has increased 110%.  He’s now closing in two minutes.

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4 thoughts on “Feeling Dispreste?

    • Jean Curtis says:

      I forgot ( and updated ) to add that after you see Otto, you receive a piece of chocolate. The clients seem to leave with extraordinary happiness. He closes in two minutes.

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