By Otto Curtis
HOW TO MAKE A THREE YEAR OLD CRAK UP
1.jump in a pile of pillows and laugh.
2.takel (him/her) on you.
3.rub your hand on her belly.
4.run and laugh.
5.do a silly face.
6.call him or her name weirdly.
7.say (ba ba ba) over and over.
8.say her name like z,z.
9.give her a puppet
10.make her do what you do.
11. say “im ganna get…” what ever your name is.
12.say ”in the vanilla ice cream”
13.say ”aaaaahhhhh boofff “
14.make a funny noise.
15.to be continued
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She’s so grubby! Is that the remnants of the monstrous make-up or the remnant of the black eye she got when Otto hit her with a baseball bat?
perhaps a bit of both. But more, the black eye. Otto felt bad about that.