I thought my dance teacher from Highschool said that, but now that I’m approaching old, it very well could have been my college professor. We had to run across stage, you see. In a very intense way. Like your hair was on fire and your tits point to the wind. Should you try this at home, I’m sure you’d get what our choreographer was going for. I highly recommend it. Keeps you real. Keeps you regular.
Or you could be a four-year-old dragon. In which case, direction is lost on you. HOFTTW is your fuel.
All out of Bubble gum.
Crazy pup tries to keep up.
Leaping is my favorite thing ever to do.
I love to watch my baby girl explore her leaping skills.
And a They Live reference! Or Duke Nukem, who copied Rowdy Roddy Piper.