Je Dois Admettre, Je Fais Beaucoup de Google Translate.

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Il est nécessaire que je pratique le français.  Ça marché quand j’ais le temps.  Le temps à l’écriture et email.  Mais, quand je parle avec des gens, je dit le bizarre.  Je dit, ” vous coupez vos chevaux! Très mignon! ”  Je dit, ” oui, oui, des brownies noirs. ” Quand il veut des brownies aux noix.  Noir …. Noix  same sound.

 

Si je pratique.

Le bus.  Le bus reste là pour la prochaine journée d’école

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Le pneu est sur la terre

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Stop et alors où irons-nous?

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Chargeurs pour les vaches.  Minotor est un bon nom pour un groupe de musique ou un personnage de jeu en ligne.

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Ma soeur porte baguettes dans un panier de mamie bonne.

 

 

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that is my granny cart and I love it.  google translate says, ” c’est ma grand-mère panier et je l’aime. ‘

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The Hour Of The American, For Your Health Avoid Nibbling

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Every year LiDL ( say, “leedle” ) has an American promotion.  This is one of a few pages of lovely in the American Way promo mag.  Three points of fun for me are:

 

1) The American Brand ” MCENNEDY” … which I think was to be McKennedy or perhaps Kennedy.  Who knows, but I love it.

2) “Crisps”  I can name one American in house that knows what a crisp is.  Ask ten Americans at random what a “crisp” is and they will say “huh?” or “what, like a “chip” you mean?”

3) Pommes-Snack, my new favorite bandname ( after Hidden Testicle, that is ).

 

Though, the people of McEnnedy American Way did offer “Super Size.”  Nice touch.

Also note, at the bottom of the giant ad for snacks is this public service announcement:

Pour votre sante, évitez de grignote.

 

Translated by Lucy, ” For your health, avoid snacking .”

 
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For your health, practice an activity.  LiDL health advice!  Talk about one stop shopping.

 

This post was in no way affiliated with McE’s American Way products.  

Sorry I’m Late. Had To Stop For A Peloton.

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I’ve stopped for many things while in my car running errands.  I’ve stopped for the Fremont Bridge in Seattle.  I’ve stopped for traffic light outages.  I’ve stopped for rubber necking. I’ve stopped for a mother duck and her ducklings. And today, I spent fifteen minutes stopped waiting for a peloton.

Me in French: Who is coming? Hollande?
Grandma: Non. Les vélos!

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UN DEUX TROIS ROI DU SILENCE !

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The King of Silence, my favorite French game.  One, two, three … shut up!  The first person to speak, loses.  And the second and the rest.  Last one silenced is the winner.  Good one, France!

 

French lesson tomorrow.  Need to get prepared.  économie Domestique is priming me for the hour.

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Charts, diagrams, lines pointing and L’humidité.  What’s not to love?  “C’est à la fois un facteur de troubles physiologiques … ”  June has been cold.  I almost cashed in on my facteur de troubles physiologiques by lighting the chauffage.  But, I resisited.  Slipped on my Costco cashmere and carried on.

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and Sia clearly appreciating France with her massive hit possibly or coincidentally based on a simple kid game of France with hip child modern dancer.  Her style, vide sanitaire sous le rez-de-chaussée avec great production.  One, two, three …

Sneekers

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Say it in French now, ” Sneekehrs.”

I’ve always thought that a Snickers bar with a multi-vitamin strap-on == a PowerBar.  Less expensive but more justification.  The Power bar – sold in gyms, health stores and outdoorsy places – allows you to pay more for the Snickers-multi-vit-strap equivalent.  PowerBar equals fit, health and strength.  Snickers version … challenged by marketing.  As sweets go, Snickers has always been okay for me.

Until Brent, for whatever reason, went and bought a 48X48g box of Snickers.  Cool! – you say.  But think of the children.  How am I to manage 48 Snicker bars ( plus one lost to delivery … thanks, Gary for saving them from the ants! ).  47 divided by 5, as I need to keep loose in my jeans, has a remainder.  This, I will defer to my family to work out.

 

In other news, we opened a bottle of wine!  A blast from the past.  Some Provençal Gigondas.  Those were some days.  Very nice, but I must admit, I do loves me some local gas-pump red in a box.  It’s easy listening wine.  Bottled Gigondas is an event that requires serious food.  Our serious food has been sold.  Thank you!!

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and for you, some easy listening to pair with your gas-pump boxed Saint Mont and some lesser grass-fed cuts.  I feel feather-bangs coming on.

 

I was looking for the song – sorry “piece” – that goes like — do-do doooooooo [beat] do-do do-be dooooo … come on you know the one.  what was it?!

 

( Brent is forced to listen to all my youtuble.  I publicly apologize for this piece.  I can hardly stand it ( thankfully I’m sitting ) myself. )

 

 

 

 

 

 

La Fête des Mères

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It is French Mothers’ Day this Sunday.  Seeing as I’m an American mother if France, we celebrate the French date. Poor kids, my birthday was but last weekend and now they have to be all nice to me again.  Ug.  How ’bout we make pancakes and call the whole thing off.

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Razé

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Sort of flying without instruments here … There is a whole lotta kissing that goes on here in France. And when you don’t shave, they say something like to do with ” razé. ‘ Brent is the expert at these things as he is often a bit shaven not stirred. He is shutting in the chickens with Lulu and Google translate has got nuthin’ on “stubble man greetings in France.” I sometimes can get slack on my legs, but that never comes up with French greetings. Thankfully, my French home economics book will help get the lighting just right for stubble and greetings. But what is that razé phrase thay say?