Buttterball Blast

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Not many opportunities to secure a whole turkey here in France.  With special, secret connections, we were pleasantly surprised with a whole turkey for our Thanksgiving dinner.  It came from Rammstein, Germany from an American military base.  Such an amazing gift for our annual T-day event.

I haven’t cooked a whole turkey for years.  Brent was the whole turkey cooker last and he would brine and butterfly.  With a Butterball, it’s all set up for chuck-in-the-oven magic.  So I did.

I like to sous chef Thanksgiving the night before.  Everything ready to cook.  On the day, I can chuck meat in the oven while cracking open the bags of prepared yum to cook.  Sous chef kitchen below.IMG_0175

Minty prepared an American flag in Play-doh.  People ask us “what is this Thanksgiving thing about?”  To which I respond something to the tune of ” A time for family to get together, laugh, chat, giggle and talk about Christmas plans.”  This might not be all that true, but I believe this is what it is today.  The history of Thanksgiving is quite different.  I’ll let you google that.IMG_0172

As we live in France, there are some Brits about.  We invited a few to our humble dinner and one chariot arrived full monty.  Right outside our dining table … as Zelie described it, ” an ‘X’ and a thing like zis and another thing like zis.  I can draw it!!”  IMG_0212

So we retaliated with the only flag we have.  Thankfully large.IMG_0213

The pups were chucked outside because the pups like to eat off the counter top.  A useful skill brought in with older pup Chorale taught to younger pups Jiggy and Lumi.  Once the kitchen was pup proof, they were allowed back in.IMG_0210

A hat on MInty.  Helicopter and gold.IMG_0200

A hat on Zelie, pumpkin and orange.

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To my surprise the bird was not dry and burnt.  The dishes arrived and people seemed fed and happy.  No Black Friday to follow.   We are completely removed from sales during this time of year.   I woke up the next day, cleaned up and took the kids to a Judo match.

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The Hour Of The American, For Your Health Avoid Nibbling

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Every year LiDL ( say, “leedle” ) has an American promotion.  This is one of a few pages of lovely in the American Way promo mag.  Three points of fun for me are:

 

1) The American Brand ” MCENNEDY” … which I think was to be McKennedy or perhaps Kennedy.  Who knows, but I love it.

2) “Crisps”  I can name one American in house that knows what a crisp is.  Ask ten Americans at random what a “crisp” is and they will say “huh?” or “what, like a “chip” you mean?”

3) Pommes-Snack, my new favorite bandname ( after Hidden Testicle, that is ).

 

Though, the people of McEnnedy American Way did offer “Super Size.”  Nice touch.

Also note, at the bottom of the giant ad for snacks is this public service announcement:

Pour votre sante, évitez de grignote.

 

Translated by Lucy, ” For your health, avoid snacking .”

 
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For your health, practice an activity.  LiDL health advice!  Talk about one stop shopping.

 

This post was in no way affiliated with McE’s American Way products.  

Fourth Equals Mass Times Celebration

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Happy Independence Day America!

I’ve explained in French and English what all this Fourth of July business is about.  Food!  Folks! Fun!  Fireworks!  Thankfully Brent was there to recap why we do what we do on this day.  Current conditions in the Gers are wet and cold.  I think the BBQ will need to wait.  Lucy is making a flag cake, a very important part of independence.  We have the freedom to make a flag in cake.

 

Gawd Bless America

We enjoy meeting and working with the people of Gascony. This could be The English, The French ( from the north ), The Gascons, The Dutch, The Portuguese, The German or The Belge. Occasionally, I walk straight into a moment where I am clearly American and the other party is clearly offended. Sometimes I used “pants” instead of “trousers ” – they thinking underwear, me thinking pants. Awkward. Sometimes I was supposed to say “how are you?” when I actually said, “so, is the car ready to be picked up?” ( response from French mechanic, “how are you?” ) Sometimes I laugh out loud when they use “log” in a sentence.

But it is ever so much fun educating the people of silly things like ” The Full Pull. ” Which, after seeing enough Monster trucks on trailers in France, I’m sure the French are fully pully aware of.

American comedian Conan makes sketches that highlight very American things that could be perceived as bizarre to those looking in from the outside. For me, the Southern Californian turn Northwest lady, not at all surprised.

” Pay him to go away! “

A Little Piece of Americana

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( photo by Laura Campbell )

I see my sister’s photos through some Apple sharing deal. Her beautiful kids, her gorgeous grandchildren, Easter fun and happy times are the typical roll I view. But when I went to see the latest snapshots, I came across a wiener. A wiener taller than my sister, who is tall. A wiener with a little tongue sticking out pouring ketchup on his big wiener head in a weird wiener way with an arresting wiener smirk and a squirty tube of mustard primed for who knows what. America has a large amount of large roadside attractions ( giant dinosaur, giant pineapple, giant Paul Bunyan … it goes on and on ), so I wasn’t shocked by the silly wiener so much as the name of the wiener stand.

I’m not sure if the schlong tale of the Bobbitt’s made it around Europe, but to name a hotdog stand “Bob’s Wiener” catch phrase “Bob*It TONIGHT” was truly amazing.  Evidently, they make a mean hand-dipped corn dog.  This, you can visit in Oregon.  And don’t forget to drink Coca-Cola!

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( photo by Laura Campbell )